Cats... We hate them.
Cats.
They "eat" our guinea pigs (when we say "eat" we mean torture to death then not eat). They "eat" our Quail.
Cats are protected under law here. You are not allowed to use any force, violence or anything but nasty words to get a cat off your own property.
Cats "eat" native birds, native lizards, and our guinea pigs.
Cats are vicious, sly, evil and friends of old ladies. Until they eat them when they die.
Cats have killed 7 of our guinea pigs.
Guinea pigs mow your lawn, eat fallen leaves and vegetable scraps.
Guinea pigs do not wake you up at night yowling, eat you when you die, dig up your freshly planted seedlings to shit, pretend to catch mice but actually just kill nice creatures.
Guinea pigs are good, cats are the spawn of Satan.
If cat owners gave a shit they would, and could have, breed out "torture to death" instincts in cats. But cat owners are stupid. And selfish, and don't care that Guinea Pigs are eco-friendly and green, while cats are just scum that pretend to like them.
People who like cats are stupider than anyone else. They are more selfish than anyone else. They are more like to be eaten by their own cats when they die.
They "eat" our guinea pigs (when we say "eat" we mean torture to death then not eat). They "eat" our Quail.
Cats are protected under law here. You are not allowed to use any force, violence or anything but nasty words to get a cat off your own property.
Cats "eat" native birds, native lizards, and our guinea pigs.
Cats are vicious, sly, evil and friends of old ladies. Until they eat them when they die.
Cats have killed 7 of our guinea pigs.
Guinea pigs mow your lawn, eat fallen leaves and vegetable scraps.
Guinea pigs do not wake you up at night yowling, eat you when you die, dig up your freshly planted seedlings to shit, pretend to catch mice but actually just kill nice creatures.
Guinea pigs are good, cats are the spawn of Satan.
If cat owners gave a shit they would, and could have, breed out "torture to death" instincts in cats. But cat owners are stupid. And selfish, and don't care that Guinea Pigs are eco-friendly and green, while cats are just scum that pretend to like them.
People who like cats are stupider than anyone else. They are more selfish than anyone else. They are more like to be eaten by their own cats when they die.
Posted by The Collater at 11/18/2009 6:56 PM 
Categories: Government,Education,Domestic,Conservationists
Categories: Government,Education,Domestic,Conservationists
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