Movie Review: Zombie Strippers (2008)

What spoiler? If you don't get what this lame duck is about...

This stank.

Let's start with some honesty. I only managed 43min of this movie. I use the word movie very loosely here, because it wasn't a movie. It was an excuse to get some silicon impregnated women on screen. And an attempt to justify what to me is one of the more sickening features of modern American life, that being strip bars.

So, this review is supposed to be about the movie but really like the movie it is more about the degradation of women and the sad people who go to strip bars. Except that the movie was supporting the "pole dancing" scene. I'm amazed.

The movie was trite, predictable and boring (how many silicone titted anorexic women do you need?).

Here's a tip for movie makers. If you want to do a low-grade titty movie just do it! Don't wreck another genre because you have no creativity. Just get some girls on a beach, get them to take their tops off. And hurrah! a movie that will sell to millions of frustrated US male teens. Pathetic.

 
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